A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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