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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

A women left the kitchen.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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