My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

this website even though its hilarious.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

A women left the kitchen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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