Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What? Huh?

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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