what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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