I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Alchohol.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

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