- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Alchohol.

An Asian with a big dick.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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