- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

rent a cops

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

how do you win a game try your best

Do the roar!

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