A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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