- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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