Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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