- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

I'm so punny.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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