- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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