Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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