Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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hiya

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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