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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

your mum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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