- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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