- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

your mum

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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