A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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