- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

the economy.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

1+1=2

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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