- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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