do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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12 in general

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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1+2 = 6

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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