- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

1+2 = 6

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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