Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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1+1=2

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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