- Anti Joke

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless