- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Tony Romo

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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