Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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