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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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