- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

1+1=2

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

the economy.

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