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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Nickelback

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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