- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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