Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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