- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 2+2? Fish

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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