Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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