I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Women's professional sports

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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