- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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