What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

knock knock who's there? faith

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

This is a joke.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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