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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

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