- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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