A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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