- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

it was all Tagart

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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