- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

In soviet Russia...things are different

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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