What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Yellow People !!

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Ready for something funny? nothing

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Go away still nothing to see

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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