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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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