womens rights.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Golf.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Yellow People !!

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Go away still nothing to see

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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