- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

God is real.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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