What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Yellow People !!

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Ready for something funny? nothing

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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