Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Go away still nothing to see

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Yellow People !!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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