- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Yellow People !!

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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