Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Go away still nothing to see

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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